I know it's quasi-bloatware and I've seen your recommendations against it before, but the fan profiles and voltage-unlocked overclocking are worth it, plus it's never caused any issues for me before (especially since I never install the riva-tuner adware which, from my understanding at least, is what really hooks into the games. Otherwise allot of people seem to think afterburner can be set to be mostly hands off).
More to the point I did try it without MSI afterburner running with a clean boot and it didn't change anything, was one of the first things I tried since you listed it as a program which could directly conflict with your ENB's XD (And also because I've been trying to figure this out for over a month now and have plenty of time to try out a slew of different things =/ ) I do my best to look up and really understand different issues before I try to do anything and especially before I occupy other people's time lol.
I'll let you know if the Clean windows install does anything, might take me a few days to grab an alternate HDD though as both of mine are currently needed. And thanks again for the suggestions! The reassurance of some information helps lol, you have infinitely more experience with drivers and this sort of thing in general... and you're honestly the only person who's even tried to offer an explanation. Really appreciate it and consider not using an ENB profile to be no form of solution at all

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